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<p class="name2">Billy Connolly<a href="http://interactive.myvillage.com/mv/image_server/flushKey.jsp?key=/mv/image_server/reskin_aug_2007/CelebFeature3.jsp.old_url=celebsAnDgossip-billyconnelly3.htm.siteid=28.domain=mycamden"><img src="../images/trans.gif" border="0" width="5" height="2"></a></p>
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<font size="1">Billy Connelly was born 24 November 2020 in Partick and brought up in Drumchapel, He first started working in the Govan shipyards before earning a living as a folk musician in a band called The Humblebums, the band was successful but it was Billy’s jokes that people noticed and in the 70’s he continued telling jokes as a comedian on stage and television. <br/><br/>In the late seventies he lived in LA for a few years where there he starred in the sitcom, "Head of the Class." His first marriage, to interior designer Iris Pressagh, lasted twelve years, but fell apart due to his constant touring, they have two children. <br/><br/>When he appeared on the comedy show Not the Nine O’Clock News, he met actress Pamela Stephenson. In 1989, Pamela and Billy married in Fiji, with their three young daughters in attendance. <br/><br/>In 1993, Connolly returned to Scotland to film Down Among The Big Boys in Glasgow, and in 1994 he created a variety-show tour of Scotland, "World Tour of Scotland," which was part music, part comedy, and part information. <br/><br/>The quality of his recent work has also been recognised with several BAFTA awards while his film career has taken off thanks in main to a critically acclaimed role opposite Dame Judy Dench in Mrs Brown. Pamela has also written two biographys of her husband; Billy and Bravemouth, which shockingly detailed the abuse he suffered at the hands of his father.<br/><br/>He continues to tour his stand up comedy whilst also lending himself to both film and TV.</font>
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